I figured it out

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
josjournal

Anonymous asked:

one where they flirt a lot
zayneternally

Anonymous asked:

ok but on 1d day during little things zayn literally missed his entrance because he was too busy staring at liam....... pull the trigger piglet

that-regular-chick-deactivated2 answered:

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Bless his heart. To be fair, don’t we all get distracted by our significant other ummm…sitting down? No? Welllll…maybe it was the sexy wrestling outfit?

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LOL, no.  Errrr…maybe it was the writing on the wrestling outfit. He was thinking about riding the Payne Train to Pound Town. That must have been it.

Honestly, it was a long day for Zayn.

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There was the tremendous relief of seeing Liam arriving safely (and super slowly) on his skateboard. We can’t have him busting his sweet (n)ass now can we, Zayn?

There was some cozy cozy couch time.

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Why not just sit on his lap, Zayn? I woulda been cool with that.

We can’t forget the lovely dancing.

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Swoon. He always knows just what to say. But sorry, Liam can’t drop his panties rn.

Bit of shady banter here.

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In which Liam is thrilled to be the “one girlfriend”.

Zayn knows Liam blindfolded. Blindfolded.

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And made a little time for some foreplay.

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I bet it’s alright.

And Zayn got a little…ahem…excited by Liam’s expert asswork. ← I just made up a word in honor of this.

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4th gif. That little leg kick. Down boy, basically. Holla if you hear me.

More worry time. It ain’t easy loving a daredevil.

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LOL @ Scott Mills explaining to Zayn that it’s just a lesson. We wouldn’t have wanted Zayn to jump on Kurt Angle’s back and choke him out or anything. That would have been awk.

So yeah, you’ll have to forgive Zayn for missing his cue. He was in no condition to sing. He was however in condition for other things, if I ain’t being too subtle. But those other things had to wait until 1D Day was over. ;)

zlcarusfalls

Anonymous asked:

hi, i know zayn and liam are in a relationship, but why does zayn have gigi's eyes tattooed on his chest?? im confused.. thanks

bakagamieru answered:

Have you seen what happened to the supposed “Perrie” tattoo?  Let’s ignore that there was good reason to believe that it was made to look like it was for Perrie likely only after the fact , but after that was all done, he got rid of the association by tattooing a spaceship and space around it.

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Yes, the eyes do look like Gigi, but 1) there’s no guarantee that was the original intention, and 2) it looks to me like those eyes are the only part that doesn’t fit very well with the theme he’s got going on his chest now.  He’s got bold black and red everywhere else, but the eyes are much softer and grayscale. The eyes are also framed directly in the middle of another pattern, disrupting it, so it honestly feels wrong that they’re there. 

My guess is that as soon as he’s able, he’s getting them covered over too.  It wouldn’t even be as hard as the last one since this one is light and has no color to work around.

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If you want to talk about tattoos, I still have my jaw dropped from Zayn getting Liam’s first solo collab cover tattooed months before it actually came out:

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Another favorite of mine is how Zayn straight up put Liam’s name on himself:

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(credit to @mellygrant for finding this and the pic)

Fans have long speculated about the fact that the tiger tail looks like an L anyway.

That “a” is supposedly the “e” from “Mind of Mine”, but there’s no reason to have that little tail on top unless it doubles as an “a”.  It’s not even a good way to make a fancy “e”.  It’s just awkward and is confusing if it only serves the purpose of being part of the album title.  It’s not like the script is all lined up and easy to read, so the context isn’t there to make up for the fact that the letter looks much more like an upside down “a” when seen in isolation..

Then there’s the obsession with 25 that both Liam and Zayn seem to have for some as-yet-unconfirmed reason.  Zayn took it to the next level with a tattoo on his neck:

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In the Ziam colors of red and yellow too.

If you want to see more about Liam and Zayn’s tattoos for each other, you can check out http://bakagamieru.tumblr.com/search/mayne+tattoos.

I got off topic, but yeah.  Liam also has a tattoo that everyone attributed to Cheryl but that looks a lot like Zayn’s eyes, and even Louis has that “E” that is ostensibly for Eleanor even though it could easily be for Ernest.  It’s not all that odd when it comes to how the 1D boys are bearded.  Tattoos can be changed or covered when the time finally comes to get rid of them.

I hope this helps.